I am honestly praying that my teachers stay miles away from this post !
also note: this is only with reference to Literature teachers. S stands for "said" and M for "meant"
S: " This author has produced some revolutionary, extraordinary works........."
M: " Vague words are the best that I can offer now..."
S: " What is your opinion about the text? Tell me what you all think?"
M: I woke up late, I am unprepared.I need you to to give me the cue.
S: "Internet is not a good source of information"
M: Internet is my only source of information. I don't want you to find out.
S: " Don't write what I am saying. It's all there in book X"
M: As it is you can see I am dictating, why embarrass the shit out of me.
S: " Every teacher must take the register"
M: If I did not, at least my class would have been empty.