Monday, 7 March 2011

To Vote Or Not To Vote.


Elections are Approaching and  many kinds of answers are blowing in the wind (haawaa of poriborton, baata chondon and what-not).... on the E-Day , even a lazy person such as me goes out to vote..........



 ...here are my top 5 superficial reasons :  

1. I am selfish and I hate sharing, I will not let a goon misuse my vote.


There are people who say they don't vote because no one is suitable:


Well darling, life is not Prakash Jha's Raajneeti where Katrina and Arjun Rampal are candidates.......so when you don't have a hamburger..just eat roti. You can also do what I do in these situations....read the next point to know.

2. It will be a quest for creativity. Puzzled? See, if I don't find a suitable candidate, I will search for the most creative symbol of an i-will-surely-lose independent candidate, and cast my vote.

3. Is bahaane, I will walk ...a bit...to the polling station. 

4. For that indelible ink mark (the shorter you ask them to make it, the longer they will paint it)..... but after days on end, everyone looks at it with approving eyes ...that's Zandu Balm to my vanity.

5. To laugh at people who dress in their best attire at 12 noon......only  to stand and sweat in a queue.

PS: I will strongly recommend that you go to vote. After all it is only once in a blue moon that a 
non-reality-show voting opportunity comes your way in India.......So make use of it.

Tata





5 comments:

Harish said...

exercising of our political will power :-)

Harish said...

exercising of our political will power :-)

Sayantani said...

ekdum ekdom...oboshhoi vote korbo hon'...:) :)

chatterbox unplugged said...

@ Harish ...ya at least some kind of "exercising" is welcome !!

@ Sayantani..... e baba aaage kortish na??? :D :D.....

DISGRUNTLED GENIUS said...

Awesome reasons ... Loved what follows the 'P.S.' towards the end. I bet if Govt introduces votin thru mobiles a.k.a. reality shows, every1 wl transform into a democracy-lover ..