Tuesday, 1 March 2011

And The Shockstar Goes To............

For the next few minutes , during which you read this post, you have to make the following extremely difficult assumption...I know you can do it....so please my darling...take a deep breath and assume


..............that I am an expert. 




Presenting The  Shockstar Awards.....honouring  those who successfully shocked us out of our senses at the 83rd Academy Awards.








1. Anne Hathaway : For the infinite number of costume changes.......thumbs up: red carpet entry dress, white dress, blue dress..maroon dress... thumbs down: all the rest. Also for telling Indians that someone can give Ash a stiff competition in giggling. 


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Image courtesy: blog.zap2it.com


Also for doing a spontaneous twirl in this metallic jingling dress.....she somehow reminded me of katrina's blue dress in Bin tere sanam song from Race....ARRRGGGHH --sorrry for the comparison Anne... it was not that bad.






2. Cate Blanchet : For showing everyone how an adult can wear a stone studded bib/apron to the Academy Awards.  I'll let the picture speak a thousand words.



Cate Blanchett Givenchy 2011 Academy Awards Oscars red carpet dress


pic courtesy : socialitelife.com


I feel as if the top half is a frame for a mirror, in front of which people can come and brush their hair. Also what's with the yellow stuff.....okay i really cannot describe this.....


And I only thought (from first hand experience)that you needed to be fat to look ugly......!!


3.  Aishwarya and Abhishek : Yet again proving your stupidity, internationally this time, by proclaiming "Colin is a great friend".... awww really?? did he say hi? did he like shake hands with you??  


4. Mallika Sherawat : For managing to maintain an awe-inspiring unmatched level of vulgarity. She is so gifted that she can make an opaque, hooded raincoat look vulgar. 


5. Sandra Bullock: **Red Alert** ..............actually joking....i think she looked great !


5. Inception : For not winning any of the major awards.


6. Those kids singing the final song:  After A Colin Firth Speech , a sane person ends the show. 64 kids after Colin Firth.....Are you "kidding" me ??? 
Anti-climax . Period.


*************applause**************








5 comments:

Harish said...

Never thought i would say this, but after reading this, i feel i miss this years function.

DISGRUNTLED GENIUS said...

Sahi .. But you have to credit Ash-Abhi. They 'stopped' at Colin. The grapevine though, says that Colin declined their FB frnd req only coz Abhi asked 'May i have your fraansip plz' ! LOL

chatterbox unplugged said...

@ Harish....... actually You didn't miss much if you aren't a die-hard Firth fan (like me !) .....the humour quotient was a tad lower..acc to me.

@ DG ........ yaaah they stopped at Colin and Ash was gushing abt her put-together-at-the-last-minute Armani dress....!!

Particular Girl said...

Oh. My. God. This is leaving me in splits! lmao

chatterbox unplugged said...

@ Particular Girl (PG short form tah reminds me of Paying Guest !!)

The show sadly was high on the "leaving-me-in-splits" moments..... the fun was almost always unintentional !!